The Twin Turk Terrors

OOC: Will be re-vamping this blog for future RP. Megami and Megumi will ride again~

Megami Tenno, her assistant outfit, AKA Unintentional Lucrecia Outfit.

FULL COLOR.

Megami Tenno, her assistant outfit, AKA Unintentional Lucrecia Outfit.

FULL COLOR.

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THIS IS HOW MEGAMI-MUN FIXES THINGS.

THIS IS HOW MEGAMI-MUN FIXES THINGS.

The original design sheet for Megami.

It’s rare for her to ever be wearing pants. The skirt’s a distraction tactic. It’s legitimately worked. On friend and foe alike.

The original design sheet for Megami.

It’s rare for her to ever be wearing pants. The skirt’s a distraction tactic. It’s legitimately worked. On friend and foe alike.

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K - Kills in your name
I - Is always by your side
S - So very loyal
S - Seriously wouldn’t mind you showing some more interest

T - They will do their best for you
H - Having a bad day? They’d shoot the president to make you msile
E - Even if you don’t care about them they’ll still care about you

T - Think the world of you
U - Until the day they die, it’ll always be about you
R - Resting by you is the only way for them
K - Kiss them once and they’re yours (most of the time)

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #20

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Romantic gestures are only appreciated by romantics - and Turks who are interested. If it may seem that your Turk is, in fact, NOT interested in you don’t try to hit on them. They won’t like it very much.

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #19

Despite the fact that your Turk may, in fact, not be male and have ovaries, does not mean she is any less competant. However, this may mean there will be competition and she will be oblivious to it. Should you only be pursuing a friendship with your female Turk, this shall be no problem. If that is the case, you should not publically refer to her as ‘your Turk’ as that denotes possession, which means to everyone else ‘this Turk is taken, she’s mine and you can’t have her’ and that, in turn, may spawn some unwanted attention.

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #18

Sometimes it’s hard to apologize - especially if the one you want to apologize to is a Turk. During these times it’s best not to verbally communicate your aplogies. Subtle gestures can be a million times more effective with your Turk than just saying ‘I’m sorry’. Don’t just say ‘sorry’. Do something. Anything! Your Turk will appreciate it greatly and eventually forgive you.

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #17

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If your Turk wants to jump your bones, let them. Seriously. Those Turks are all ridiculously attractive. Every last one of them - even when they’re supposed to be in their golden years! There is no harm in a little romp here and there. Unless you’re married. In which case, don’t do it. You’re MARRIED for crying out loud. Keep it in your goddamn pants.

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #16

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Half the time, your Turk may dislike you. That’s okay. It’s normal for your Turk to wish your death from time to time. It’s part of their charm. It’s when they dislike you all the time is when you should worry for your relationship. Oh, they may not kill you, but a Turk in a bad mood can make your life hell. Suggestion: Whatever you did, apologize for it immediately. Otherwise you might both regret it for the next thirty years or so.

How To Maintain a Relationship With Your Turk: Tip #15

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